February 2012
80 posts
i started watching teen mom 2 at 10 and now its 4 i am emotionally drained
you love me more than pizza wow what a compliment!!
Anonymous asked: i always wonder why your post don't get more notes, you're really funny and extremely pretty :-)
im really sad and i wish i was rich
beetlejuice alec baldwin is always nice to look at
john krasinski could krasinski my john any day whats up
when i was 13 i had a sign on my wall that said cute boys only because i was a mean player
my dads making breakfast for dinner and he just made me the ugliest fried egg i have ever seen i dont want to eat it
when i woke up i went to grab my jeans on the ground and there were 3 big claw marks in my carpet and i dont have any pets and scary
tempting me sooooftly but killing our dreaaaam you said its over but mayyYYYbe its the same ollllllllllllllllld thing
in a perfect world i would be able to eat as much of this 7 cheese bread without getting large
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i just realized that i saved a burrito from yesterday in the fridge for today
im my own best friend
its a lam e survey thing
Are you content with the current weather?
ive been in my bed all day
When was the last time you were disappointed? last night or something
Do you feel like you just need to be with friends and relax? no
When was the last time you wanted to do something, but couldn’t? i dont know
Does pizza sound good to you right now? nah
Will you be going to the beach anytime...
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when i was in the shower earlier it dawned on me that one day im going to die
then i listened to sufjan stevens
this has been the most moving day of my life
i got my tank top in the mail but it goes past my butt and i ordered a small why was i born a midget
Anonymous asked: u have like the lights look going on it's cute
exsqueeze me
wontonpoop asked: i love the flippin heck outt of you
ive only gained 11 followers in the past 3 months i feel stunted
edwad:
how do you get someone to kiss you without threatening them
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earlier i killed this super mutant in fallout but when i walked over to it it was bent over and shaking
shout out to that super mutant for being the twerk king
dande1ionhands:
dear valentine
bearsy:
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
(╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . \)
why would someone take the time to make a gif of themselves touching on their weenis i dont get it
♫ iiiiiiii cant wait to feeeeeeeeeeeel your love toniGHT ♫
on intervention this guy was listing all the places he shot up and at the very end he was like oh also my dick
one word: dedication
its snowing yall
paul mccartneys animal equivalent is a sugar glider
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i want to take a bubble bath but i dont have bubble bath its a hard knock life
pratfall:
dont like people or you will get feelings and die
i started a new animal crossing game and i really want the whole set at gracie grace but for everything i need to make 87000 bells a day for 14 days and just
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i was about to order this book but then i noticed that microsoft zapped 10 bucks out of my paypal account without me knowing and i dont know why
i see you bill gates
it feels like someone stabs me in the spine every time i bend down what did i do
whats a good book i want to buy a good book help me out
i share the same birthday as seth green
why