January 2012
114 posts
im not going to talk to anyone until after midnight and say i havent talked to you since last year because im that guy
i was going to opening night downtown and seeing yoko ono and the flaming lips but i now have no way to get there this is the definition of bummy
December 2011
190 posts
i was playing fallout earlier and i came across this thing and there were these chairs and a lot of sunglasses so i was like what and took all of them and then 6 feral ghouls came out and murdered me it was the worst i just wanted the glasses
dad are you okay i just heard like 6 crash noises coming from your room i am alarmed
Anonymous asked: hey umm wow your attractive whats your address so i can come have you
in beyonce and jay zs relationship it feels like jay z would be player 2
what if they made burrito cologne id date a guy who wore burrito scented cologne
life would be cooler if i wasnt a loser
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i just got the email that my super adorable romper is being shipped i have never been more exited in my life
ive been sucking on this candy cane for like 10 minutes and now its pretty much a shank i would do well in prison
if you still carry those nike drawstring backpacks you are not in middle school anymore and you need to stop
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its almost 4 oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i lit some incense and now my room smells like get it on central
i miss my friend that would sit on facebook video chat with me and let me sing the beatles to him dang
i stretched my sleep pants all the way above my boobs i look flawless
my lips are so chapped and i dont have any chapstick is this what hell is like
hey guys my christmas was pretty good other than my parents annoying arguing all day and also peeling 2 dozen eggs gross but uh yeah i guess thats it i feel weird i never make these type of posts
this priest on my tv is talking about laying his life down for a sheep i am very confused
also if you were going to lay down your life for an animal wouldnt you pick an awesome one like a turtle or sloth
woah WOAH why are people having sex on my tv i thought i was watching the news
my sister is watching santa tracker and i keep thinking that it would be hilarious if the guy was like you see hes flying over the himalayas and oh no….oh no i just got word that rudolph has exploded
my neighbor brought over cookies they smell really good but what if poison
*alice cooper breaks through my door*
i should use my christmas money to get ihop everyday for like 3 months
i wonder if anyone has ever made the sex in a pt crusier if they have they should be ashamed of themselves
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edwad replied to your post: when i was in the shower rinsing the dye out of my…
stabbed to death with my penis
yes
when i was in the shower rinsing the dye out of my hair the dye was like redish so it looked like i was getting stabbed to death neat
Anonymous asked: your laptop is only hot because it's got you touching it all over
my laptop is so hot and it smells like its burning i hope it doesnt explode
dad why would i want cold medicine that keeps you awake i dont have a job i dont do anything just get something that makes me sleep all day
i want to call this one guy but i dont want to completely embarrass myself so i guess i wont what a pointless post
i feel better and also there were no cold spots in my hot pocket so today is good
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peachesandwreaths replied to your post: im running fever and i feel like im melting into…
remember that one above the influence commercial where the girl is like deflated…. are you on the marijuana……..
me
look at my santa hat
im running fever and i feel like im melting into my chair what if you could actually melt how gross would that be
halcielo:
now hiring someone to carry me to the shower and bathe me
my mom told me to sign into her facebook and do something so i asked her what her password was and its octopus6969
a dog attacked me when i went to check the mail so thats cool
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mushroooms replied to your post: i dont really think ryan gosling is attractive am…
no youre just not retarded
okay awesome
i dont really think ryan gosling is attractive am i a man
you look shitty goodnight denise
