February 2012
86 posts
why cant i bleach my hair without damaging it why does the world hate me
raising canes more like raising the boner in my pants because their chicken strips are that good
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i had a dream that kanye west started laying eggs and when they all hatched they were just gucci bags
what
on facebook where it says you might like this there was bill cosby and then hot rod
spot on
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wontonpoop:
yo if you still usin ~ after sarcastic posts or just posts in general you gay as fuck
you love me more than pizza wow what a compliment!!
Anonymous asked: i always wonder why your post don't get more notes, you're really funny and extremely pretty :-)
im really sad and i wish i was rich
beetlejuice alec baldwin is always nice to look at
john krasinski could krasinski my john any day whats up
when i was 13 i had a sign on my wall that said cute boys only because i was a mean player
my dads making breakfast for dinner and he just made me the ugliest fried egg i have ever seen i dont want to eat it
when i woke up i went to grab my jeans on the ground and there were 3 big claw marks in my carpet and i dont have any pets and scary
tempting me sooooftly but killing our dreaaaam you said its over but mayyYYYbe its the same ollllllllllllllllld thing
in a perfect world i would be able to eat as much of this 7 cheese bread without getting large
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i just realized that i saved a burrito from yesterday in the fridge for today
im my own best friend
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when i was in the shower earlier it dawned on me that one day im going to die
then i listened to sufjan stevens
this has been the most moving day of my life
i got my tank top in the mail but it goes past my butt and i ordered a small why was i born a midget
Anonymous asked: u have like the lights look going on it's cute
exsqueeze me
wontonpoop asked: i love the flippin heck outt of you
ive only gained 11 followers in the past 3 months i feel stunted
edwad:
how do you get someone to kiss you without threatening them
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earlier i killed this super mutant in fallout but when i walked over to it it was bent over and shaking
shout out to that super mutant for being the twerk king
dande1ionhands:
dear valentine
bearsy:
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
(╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . \)
why would someone take the time to make a gif of themselves touching on their weenis i dont get it
♫ iiiiiiii cant wait to feeeeeeeeeeeel your love toniGHT ♫
on intervention this guy was listing all the places he shot up and at the very end he was like oh also my dick
one word: dedication
its snowing yall
paul mccartneys animal equivalent is a sugar glider
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i want to take a bubble bath but i dont have bubble bath its a hard knock life
pratfall:
dont like people or you will get feelings and die